Well this is our first blog entry and it's me Chris talking. Kelly would talk but all she could say is zzzzzzz. Anywho it's pretty late and I thought I'd say hi to anyone reading this. I'm sorry that you probably won't be interested but I'm listening to Bauhaus which pretty much means there is no intellectual stimulation coursing through my veins, just utter contempt for jocks and my boss at Blockbuster....uhh I need more black lipstick. I am the black abysssssss.

In all seriousness though, I guess this will be our first entry and essay on this blog. The reason why it looks so tricked out is because I'm a blog cheater and I had one during high school. I discontinued it but kept my account for such an occasion. I know how to get skins and how to make em the way I want. So that's why it looks all cutsey. It represents both of us. And you'll get to hear from Kelly. She's chock full of hate crime and ideas, most of which are about abusing the elderly. Nonetheless THERE IS something I want to talk about as it pertains to music. And I guess there is no better time than now. The future is now. Reality just got real. We must look forward to the future. The past is over. Loud noises.

It's getting late though so rather than bore you all I will just say that collectively, as a nation I think our priorities are all wrong. There was a huge protest rally last weekend in D.C (where we live) and I know the cause of this: Paris Hilton. Now I realize she scares many of us, but personally we should be worrying about more important things, like the fact that me and a lot of my Mexican family members are taking your jobs. My solution is to just let the AIDS get her. It's kind of a Lazzeiz-Faire or "Invisible Hand" policy as it pertains to Paris Hilton. Simply just let nature take its course, and the AIDS will get her. Hey, it worked for our nation. Why not try it just one more time. Thanks Adam Smith. You're still contributing to our nation even as a rotting corpse that's probably being fucked by perverts who listen to Bauhaus and write blog entries at 2 in the morning.

- Chris