BABES

Okay so as much as I try and be a good kid with something to say, I can't help but say something about this. I try and be as respectful as humanly possible and for the most part I feel like I am not too bad of a kid, but sometimes I am just another red blooded male that sees a woman on tv or something and is like, "wow, that chick is a babe." So lately I've been seeing these two older ladies on tv a lot and you know what, it really doesn't matter. Despite their ages, they are still babes. They are hotter than any of the other girls flaunting themselves out there like those ugly ass girls from mtv or whatever it is kids today watch.


HOLY SHIT!!! This lady is 63 years old and she looks fucking hot! Helen Mirren is the hottest old lady I've ever seen in my entire life period. This shot of her in her bikini just confirms that she puts all other paparazzi girls in their 20's to shame. Heidi looks is vomit next to Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren, 63 year old babe.


I've always kinda had a crush on Kate Walsh from when she was on the Drew Carey show. But lately I'v seen her everywhere and that Cadillac commercial is just crazy hot. I've been seeing her on tv a lot recently and she just looks so hot every time I see her. I don't think I've ever seen her not hot. Even when she was in a fat suit on Drew Carey, wolfing down chicken all I could think was, "this chick in a fat suit horkin down that drumstick is pretty hot." Kate Walsh, babe.

So these ladies prove you don't have to be in your twenties and running around on the beach with your coked up nose and your ribs showing because you haven't eaten in 3 days and just got off an all night rager where you blew your fucking brains off at Club Monaco. I don't know. These two older ladies are total babes and some of the hottest women in the world. Age is just time trying to bum you out.

Chalk this entry up as one of superficiality and banal commentary with no societal insight. I really don't care. Kate Walsh and Helen Mirren are hot.

- CMO