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Scumbag Casanova


Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Quite possibly the best lyric in the history of music.

So I heard a lot of buzz on this band Clockcleaner from Philly. They were supposed to be a swampier, sludgier, and grimier Cramps mixed with like a Birthday Party/heroin aesthetic. I finally listened to them and I am really really diggin the band. They were apparently named after a type of heroin distributed in Philly back in the day which is always a good thing. HOWEVER, while their music/trash is superb, I have to say I love a band with great taste for word usage and this band knows how to fucking get your attention.

While listening to a song called "Daddy Issues" I was shocked and so happy to hear lyrics that quite possibly might be the greatest lyrics ever uttered by musicians or a band ever. It was this lyric that instantly made me want to move to Philly and join this band. Enough teasing here are the lyrics:

My daddy's been gone for seven years. I've tried to get my girlfriend pregnant the whole time. She never lets me cum inside of her, so I just sleek it across her smile...

yes, yes OH GOD YES.


8:30 PM


Neer-do-well:
Chris


This used to be a forum for two people. Somewhere along the way one of those persons comandeered the site and proceeded to run it into the ground. This is his story in his own words: music, sports, politics, all of it will be molested.

You talkin smack you little 12 yr-old?!?! Backhand!


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