Babe of the Moment

Chan Marhsall


This probably goes without saying but Chan Marshall is one of the hottest babes of the last ten years when it comes to legitamate music. Part of it is her voice. Part of it is her talent, and a good portion of it for me at least, was the drunkenly volatile way in which she lived a good portion of her life. Somewhere there is a picture of Chan after a week long bender posing for some famous photgrapher where she is visibly fucked up, looks like shit, and isn't wearing underwear so you see some of her untamed wilderness. Though I think that's the coolest photo of her because it looks the coolest, this isn't about admiring someone's crotch or their train-wreck lifestyle (although I totally did). This post is about the fact that despite that all, she has always maintained a certain allure that wouldn't be there if it weren't forthe fact that she seems like an honest and immensely talented person that I admire more than anything. This picture is a good representation of her quirkiness as well as her smoking hotness. Sorry dudes, no Bush here. Go google it or some shit.

NOT BABE of the Moment
MEGAN FOX


I don't know how this bitch got to where she is. She is the antithesis of Chan. She has no talent. No real beauty and is generally just a waste of space. "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies?" We get it. You took sophomore year literature in high school and read "King Lear". Congratulations you proved you are not illiterate. What you didn't prove was that you have any talent, you don't look like a retard on heroin, and that you aren't the sluttiest megaslut to ever grace the face of the earth. I can deal with the Albas, the Beals, because they seem like nice enough girls. You just have a douchebag attitude coupled with that slutface you make that makes you think you look pretty when really it just makes douchebags like Brian Austin Greene jackoff to your android features. You can't act. I don't think you're pretty. You're not deep. You're not smart. You're not open-minded. You're not marginally talented in any sense of the phrase. You're a slut. Go home. You fail.



sorry seems mean spirited, but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one sick of her..

- bad.