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So I think it's a given that I listen to music that could be considered "far out" or "different". So it's really hard to stump me when it comes to finding a musical piece. I'm pretty open to almost anything which is why my record colletion has everything from Slipknot to Eddie Murphy. With that said, I do listen to a lot of noise which people consider "odd" or "weird". So whenver people are like "you listen to weird music" or talk about some "weird" song they heard (probably Animal Collective), it makes me laugh. They don't know the half of it. So this condescending response usually leads to them asking me what my weirdest record or album I've ever listened to or own is. I am usually stumped because I only like listening to things that are good and in many instances, original. I was stumped until I bought this:


This is "Roach Motel" by Lamborghini Crystal: James from Skaters (who are already fuckin nuts) and someone else. Now, like I said, I listen to some far out shit, but even by standards, this album is fucking weird. Samples of gospel music, Beavis and Butthead, Taco Bell commercials, and pre-recorded material but instead of regular samples, it sounds like they just let these tapes melt in the sun. It literally sounds melted. And I have trouble describing it any other way. It is literally the sound of your brain degenerating and getting damaged by the minute. Needless to say I kinda like this record.


People also asked me about the time I was dosed at No Fun. Well apparently I saw Skaters at this time. I don't remember Skaters. I remember telling Frank if he saw those ghosts in the room that were screaming and making ghost noise. Apparently that was Skaters. And apparently they were fucking great, but all I saw were ghosts and all I heard were loud ghost noises.

THat was James and the other dude. This is James Ferraro at his most whacked out and drugged up. People also ask me what mescaline is like, my answer: seriously listen to this record. Much like the trip itself, it's long, it's a committment, you don't really understand the benefits of it or from it, all you know is that you feel well, weird.

And that brings us full circle. This is the weirdest record I own and if anyone were ever interested in hearing it, they are welcome. But do so at your own discretion and exercise extreme caution. Because Human Brain Waste Syndrome is a side effect. I know. I have it after listening to it repeatedly.

Here's a life performance of Lamborghini Crystal. Although compared to thier recorded material, this is a lot more accessable.


Seriously, download them if you want the full trip. Compared to their albums, this performance is tame.

- Brain = Fartz